>BLUE POST-IT MELT | Mark Walter
Added March 31, 2006
I had to work with ChrisTeen...need I say more?
Ah yes, reminds me of the last words spoken by one of my now-comatose patients here at MERCY UNTO ZEUS ASYLUM KENNY G., well-known as The Asylum for the Victims of Kenny G. and His Ilk. Hopefully, this horrifiying message will serve as an alarum for all those still blissfully ignorant of this plague.
Ah yes, reminds me of the last words spoken by one of my now-comatose patients here at MERCY UNTO ZEUS ASYLUM KENNY G., well-known as The Asylum for the Victims of Kenny G. and His Ilk. Hopefully, this horrifiying message will serve as an alarum for all those still blissfully ignorant of this plague.
-- Marcus Welter
What strikes me is the underlining of "melting." It's as if the author wants us to know that his brain is truly "melting" as opposed to any other possible effect or end state. For instance, he could have written, "the smooth jazz affects my brain not unlike a flock of burning sparrows ricocheting about in an old barn." ....but he didn't.-- Yammers Ohn
I wonder if melting jazz would smooth this obviously tortured worker's brain. Try it some time, take a Kenny G CD and put it in the oven. As you peer into the oven as the CD begins to warp and acquiesce to gravity, you can feel layers of tension melting away. It totally works.-- J. Wang