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STAPLE MY TICKETS, PLEASE? | Worden
Added October 18, 2006

Drawn during phone conversation about selling tickets to crazy people. Apparently, this woman wouldn't go away until she could get her tickets to the circus stapled together. The man before her did not have his tickets stapled.
Ahhh the staple, that thin element between this world and the white gossamer planes of another closely related but separate existance. Fate, ever so cruel, doesn't always provide that connecting flight now does it?

-- Claude Monster

The people at a local ballet company once taped my tickets together. Also, they were already stubbed. I called in to see why they had done this, and they said they had run out of staples. Little known fact: You can still get in to a show if your tickets are already stubbed, it just messes up the drop count. At least that's what the people at the ballet told me.

-- Johnny Norcon