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The Toast Smuggler | Ned Raw
Added March 19, 2011

There's truth behind them myths, you know
I enjoy the smuggler's Kris Kross backward pantaloon style.

-- Joe

If you're going to smuggle toast, Dexy's Midnight Runners outfits work best because the pockets are perfect for fitting toast without the disadvantage of having to fold the toast up or bite a piece of the toast off first.

-- Kelly Tripucka

Astute observers will remember that this was the pretext for the food service to foist texas toast on the public under the motto "it stays put".

-- Some Guy