Green Calladoodle | Callahan
Added September 23, 2009
Everybody's going green nowadays.
Have you ever noticed that when asked two questions at the same time, 100% of the time the response will be "I will answer the second question first." Is this meant to impress? Oh the sophistication!
Have you ever noticed that when asked two questions at the same time, 100% of the time the response will be "I will answer the second question first." Is this meant to impress? Oh the sophistication!
I will now make it a point to say "I will answer the first question first," then look around the room at all the surprised and troubled faces.
-- Gerry Signfeldt
As far as tombstone engravings go, this is a classic: a hint of spirituality here, a dash of manhole cover there...."I have had 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's the record. Is this all I've done?"
-- Dylan Thomas