I will now make it a point to say "I will answer the first question first," then look around the room at all the surprised and troubled faces.
-- Gerry SignfeldtAs far as tombstone engravings go, this is a classic: a hint of spirituality here, a dash of manhole cover there....
"I have had 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's the record. Is this all I've done?"
-- Dylan Thomas