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Green Calladoodle | Callahan
Added September 23, 2009

Everybody's going green nowadays.
Have you ever noticed that when asked two questions at the same time, 100% of the time the response will be "I will answer the second question first." Is this meant to impress? Oh the sophistication!

I will now make it a point to say "I will answer the first question first," then look around the room at all the surprised and troubled faces.

-- Gerry Signfeldt

As far as tombstone engravings go, this is a classic: a hint of spirituality here, a dash of manhole cover there....

"I have had 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's the record. Is this all I've done?"

-- Dylan Thomas