The New Guy | Doc Austin
Added September 2008
What can I say? Some drivers deserve what they get.
See this is exactly what I have been saying - the guy with the turtleneck on (who just ate a biscuit which the artist kindly lets us see by use of x-ray artistry) is a stand in for the "everyman" and he is
being controlled by the soulless Volvo with a ski rack on top. He sees the ski rack and he wants it - suddenly the biscuit isn't so warm and filling.
-- Le Baptiste
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times -- Aliens are easily
controlled by the government by beams coming from cop cars. And speaking
of beams, aliens also have really cool Jim Beam belt buckles that come
free on specially marked bottles.
-- Jared Beals